07 5 / 2012

In response to the ever-talented Courtney’s fic, found here


"…the Olsen twins?"

"I was twelve.”

"Derek. The Olsen twins.”

Derek rolled his eyes, “Look, I’m not talking current, raccoon-eyed, too-skinny, recluse Olsen twins. I’m talking like—” he waved a hand in the air, “Holiday in the Sun-era.”

"Regardless," Logan sipped at his coffee, looking utterly bored with the conversation, "Your first sex fantasy was about Mary-Kate and Ashley.”

"Can you blame me? I mean—twins.”

Julian grinned, “You know, D, if you’d still like to live out that twin fantasy, I’m pretty sure the Brightmans would be more than willing to comply.”

The suggestion was greeted with an amused snort from Logan, punctuated by a well-aimed pillow connecting with his temple from Logan’s side of the room.

"What about you, Lo?" Julian asked his boyfriend, "Did you fantasize about celebrity twins, as well? Ooh, should I be worried about competition from the Sprouses, maybe? Planning on running off to live the suite life?"

Another pillow to the head, this time from Logan’s end.

"No, really," Derek laughed as Julian pouted, "Who was it? Some pretty-boy middle-schooler from New York?"

Logan cleared his throat, carefully keeping his expression disinterested as he shrugged, “Don’t remember.”

"Sure you do!" Derek insisted, "So come on, who was it?"

"I really don’t remember."

"Probably a celebrity like yours, D," Julian shook his head, "I don’t get it, though. I mean they’re nothing special."

"You’re only saying that because you are one, Ju—oh.”

Derek turned, a wicked grin on his face as Logan’s cheeks flushed pink.

Oh. Well that’s perfect, isn’t it?”

"Shut up, D."

Julian looked between the two of them, brow furrowed in confusion, “What’s going on?”


Everything,” Derek laughed, looking positively gleeful, “I can’t believe—what were you, twelve?”

"Thirteen," Logan muttered, albeit reluctantly.

"And it still took three years for you to—”

"I said shut it,D."

"I still don’t understand," Julian blinked, crossing his legs on the bed.

"Well, it’s quite simple, you see—"


"—even as a young, innocent boy of twelve—"


"—Logan still realized the same thing he knows now—"


"—that all he’s ever wanted in life—"


"…is to fuck one Mr Julian Larson-Armstrong."

Logan promptly chucked the nearest object—luckily, he managed to grab Julian’s notebook as opposed to the five-hundred page Chemistry textbook beside it—at Derek’s head, scowling at the grinning athlete.

Meanwhile, Julian was sitting slack-jawed, eyes unfocused as he struggled to comprehend this new information.

"You…you really…me?”

The blond turned slowly, threading his lower lip between his teeth, and fuck, this really isn’t a conversation fit for the first two months of a relationship…

"I just…I mean…yes," Logan ran a hand through his hair, "You were just…you were so pretty, and I…”

A slow, dopey smile spread its way across Julian’s face.

"You thought I was pretty?"

"I did. I do,” Logan corrects himself hastily, “I…I think you’re beautiful.”

Of the many ways Logan could have imagined this conversation to end, finding himself with a lapful of a grinning, bouncing Julian Larson was most certainly not a possibility. Nevertheless, his arms wound around the smaller boy instinctively, and he graciously returned the kiss pressed upon his lips.

Julian pulled back only slightly, calling to Derek over his shoulder.

"You may want to leave the room, D. Logan’s about to tell me all about that little fantasy of his."

"Oh?" Logan quirked an eyebrow, "Why would I want to do that?"

Julian smirked, running a finger down the exposed curve of Logan’s collarbone.

"Because I’m going to help you act it out, of course. In excruciating detail.”

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