March 2012
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Legal drinking age in the Bahamas is 18.
:D
So can I take: “You’re going to have so much fun in London”
as: “I wrote you a kickass recommendation”?
BADADADUMDA DA DUM DUM BADADADUM DA DUM DUM DA
BA DA DA DA BUM DI DA!
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Okay. ACTUALLY going to class now.
So yes.
Let’s see how this goes.
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So some girl on Facebook just made a post about...
The linked article discusses how she’s trying to fight obesity by implementing regulation on junk food using calorie caps and enforcing healthier food in public schools.
…I have yet to understand your dislike for her, dear.
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...Megan?
Do you have any advil/ibuprofen/tylenol?
...what was I just doing.
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meganep replied to your post: meganep replied to your post: WAIT I SHOULD NOT BE…
O_O
Okay so like…
Remember that time last year when I laughed so hard I was sobbing and couldn’t breathe and wound up on the floor of Auburney’s room curled up in a ball and you were all super confused and I just stared screaming incoherently?
Multiply that by ten
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meganep replied to your post: WAIT I SHOULD NOT BE GAINING FOLLOWERS IN MY CURRENT STATE
If I wasn’t so lazy I would go over to your place to laugh at your ridiculousness. Is it as bad as the time you were batman?
IT’S WROSOE
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meganep replied to your post: meganep replied to your post: meganep replied to…
It’s mutually stealing; like when I jack food from Which Wich. You keep my sane and I provide you with food. We’re bartering I guess? I forgot about Davidson going… But he’s kind of awkward too so you would both be awkward together
MEGAN.
HOW DO I KEEP YOU SANE
I AM THE FURTHEST THING FROM SANE
DON’T...
WAIT I SHOULD NOT BE GAINING FOLLOWERS IN MY...
WHAT ARE YOU ODING
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the-hypocritical-critic replied to your post: the-hypocritical-critic replied to your post:…
CAN WE ELECT YOU STUART PREFECT?
WAIT LEMME SET MY RINGTONE TO BAD REPUTATION FIRST…
KAY DONE.
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meganep replied to your post: meganep replied to your post: Actually scratch…
First of all you hitting walls means that you are functioning just fine. Second Davidson is Professor Binns; accept that and move on with life. Thirdly Ren Loashi WILL finish it. And fourth ; you will have food because I am grocery shopping tonight.
I can’t afford any more bruises you’ve seen...
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the-hypocritical-critic replied to your post: meganep replied to your post: Actually scratch…
You skipping class has made me decide to skip class.
I AM A GREAT INFLUENCE ON THE WORLD.
OBVIOUSLY.
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meganep replied to your post: Actually scratch that.
So when we room together and I hear crashing from inside your room, I should just make you a fresh pot of coffee to re-energize you?
MEGAN I CAN’T FUCNTION RIGHT NOW I’M SKIPPING MILLER’S CLASS AND TRYING TO FIX THIS FOR DAVIDSON’S CLASS WHY IS HE SO BORING HE’S DULL ALSO I WANT TO FINE-TUEN THIS ESSAY MORE AND...
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ohsogleekyy replied to your post: Actually scratch that.
the stuarts would be proud
The Stuarts would tell me to get my ass to class.
Actually scratch that.
I might be skipping my first class.
Seriously I have never had a caffeine high this bad before.
I actually just jumped up from my chair and ran into a wall.
So.
Okay. Class.
Sigh.
I’m basically gone the rest of the day.
So.
Bye.
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*mom calls*
“Hey can I ask a huge favor?”
“Sure.”
“Can i borrow $3,500?”
…
GINA IS THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD THANK YOU...
Essay tips from my sister and her best friend:
“The reason why I want to study in London is because it gives me the opportunity to meet and/or sleep with Alex Day.”
Oh god okay I had too much caffeeinne and noaw jI...
I’m shaking
how do I ifnish this e;say
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the-hypocritical-critic replied to your post: Writing my study abroad application essay and laughing because I sound like a pretentious douchebag.
I will never let you guys read anything academic that I write. You will hate me for being a dirty, pretentious hipster.
I just quoted St. Augustine.
In an application.
Writing my study abroad application essay and...
Whee~!
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taweesha:
bitcheslovepolka replied to your post: bitcheslovepolka replied to your post:…
shhhhh. stupid fucking MONDAY; I ATHE YOUSATE SMS MUCHE
“And everyone else can just fuck off. I didn’t ask to be placed at the beginning of the week, did I? No! If I could have it my way, I’d love to be a partying day like Saturday or Friday or even a relaxing day like you!” Monday shouts. “I don’t like...
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Happy 0th of Marchuary (or Farch whichever you...
taweesha:
“I can’t…” February sighs, turning its head away.
“Can’t what?” March asks.
“I can’t believe that it’s almost over. That I’m going to have to wait another four years before we’ll be able to be this close again.”
“Hey, don’t cry,” March whispers, taking February’s face into its hands. “We’re going to be all right. We always are, okay?”
“I’m just so…so tired of it. I hate not being...
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Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally...
Apparently Megan's old roommate actually thinks...
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gnarlish replied to your post: How does one write a study abroad essay.
where are you headed?
If I get accepted, London.
How does one write a study abroad essay.
I have 30 words.
Why can’t I submit gay porn.
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